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H0modelar
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 07 Dec 2012, 21:13 
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Dakle, ove afere su ti sve jedna bolja od druge... :clap: :clap: :clap:

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felix
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 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 08 Dec 2012, 12:48 
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Evo i jednog prigodnog ....

Hodaju cestom tri policajca.
Kaže prvi
"Ja sam čuo da će sutra padat snijeg."
Drugi veli
"A ja sam čuo da će biti +30."
A treći se češka po glavi pa veli
"U gadno, tko će čistit snijeg po toj vrućini."

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PostPosted: 08 Dec 2012, 12:57 
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sini
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 12 Dec 2012, 08:20 
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Sta je dilema?

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H0modelar
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 12 Dec 2012, 10:43 
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Uh, stvarno grda dilema!!!!

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Damir
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 17 Dec 2012, 19:38 
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iPad

Sine, je li ti to digitron ?
- Nije, baba. To je iPad.
- Molim?
- Kao tablet računalo, praktična stvar.
- Molim?
- Kompjuter, baba! To su smislili ...
- Ma nema veze sine, samo sam ti htjela reći da izgledaš ko peder s tim! :lol:
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felix
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 18 Dec 2012, 06:13 
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Došao Smak svijeta u Hrvatsku...
Gleda oko sebe:
"Hm... :think:
Izgleda da sam već bio ovdje!?" ...
i ode..

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Damir
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 19 Dec 2012, 14:39 
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Dobar dan jel to NARODNI radio?
- Da, recite.
- A jel mene sada svi slušaju?
- Da.
- U svim supermarketima i prodavaonicama?
- Paaaa da.
- Odlično. Ivice sine, ne kupuj mlijeko i sir,baba je kupila. :lol:
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Damir
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 30 Dec 2012, 08:59 
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Krešu se mladi Crnogorac i Crnogorka prije braka.
Kad se stvar zahuktala do usijanja ona će njemu :
"Nemoj u mene matere ti"!!!
"E, sad ga ni iz oca ne bih vadio". :lol:
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