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sini
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 07 Mar 2014, 15:40 
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sini
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PostPosted: 07 Mar 2014, 23:00 
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Koju ribu bi vi hvatali?

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Damir
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PostPosted: 07 Mar 2014, 23:34 
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Pita Mujo Sulju:
"Jel, ba, Suljo, šta je to Dan žena?"
"E, moj Mujo, to ti je isto kao i noć vještica, samo što je po danu...!" ;)
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Laurus97
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 08 Mar 2014, 19:14 
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PRIJE BRAKA :
Momak - Da,konacno, ne mogu docekati!
Devojka - Jel, hoces da me napustis?
Momak - Ne, nemoj ni pomisljati na to.
Devojka - Volis li me?
Momak - Naravno, sve vise i vise.
Devojka - Jesi li me ikada prevario?
Momak - Ne, kako to mozes da me pitas?
Devojka - Hoces me poljubiti?
Momak - Svaki put kada mi se ukaze prilika.
Devojka - Hoces li me udariti?
Momak - Jesi li ti normalna, pa nisam ja taj tip osobe.
Devojka - Mogu li ti verovati?
Momak - Da.
Devojka - Dragi moj....

POSLJE BRAKA
Jednostavno procitaj od kraja prema vrhu.

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Laurus97
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 10 Mar 2014, 14:58 
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Dođe Mujo na sud i pita ga sudac..
Zašto si ukrao auto?
Veli mujo:
Pa žurilo mi se na vlak..
Mogli ste ić tramvajem..
Poštovani suče, pa tko još danas krade tramvaje?

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Vladimir S.
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 25 Mar 2014, 12:54 
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Ako bi vam netko sad ponudio zgodnu ženu ili dobar auto, šta bi uzeli?


Benzinca ili dizelaša?
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MarioM
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 25 Mar 2014, 15:01 
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Bilo je to još u ono vrijeme kad su "peglice" bile hit.
Kupile dvije prijateljice, plavuše, svaka svoju peglicu i krenule u vožnju. Prva plavuša skrene na benzinsku, druga za njom.
Otvori prva plavuša haubu i vrisne: "Netko mi je ukrao motor!"
Izađe druga iz svoje i ode iza svoje peglice i viče prvoj: "Ne brini, imam ja rezervni motor u prtljažniku!"
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Damir
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Ako mislite da imate problem, zamislite čovjeka iz Malezije koji je ženi rekao da poslovno putuje u Kinu Boeingom 777....

... i sad ne smije izaći iz stana svoje ljubavnice... :?
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sini
 Post subject: Re: Vicevi !
PostPosted: 06 Apr 2014, 20:34 
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Vatrogasna,ta lakše iztiri!?!?!?

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